Ethical Videogame Reviews

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Dishonored Review

Got bollocked by the publisher for forgetting to review the title and taking my promo copy to CEX to swap for PES13. Demanded another one. Suppose I’d better review it before I give it away on Twitter.

4/10

Need for Speed Most Wanted Review

Attractive PR lady wasn’t at the review event.

.2/10

Medal of Honor: Warfighter Review

Press Trip to New York. Hotel had a good shower; room service was fairly quick to respond.

9/10

Hotline: Miami Review

Got sent a fake firearm and a severed head. Severed head turned out to be real. Gnarly.

17.5/20

Football Manager 2013 Review

Executive Seats at Tottenham match. I’m an Arsenal fan.

1/10

The Unfinished Swan Review

Got a swag bag. Not quite full. Incomplete.

3/10

007 Legends Review

Massage from Dame Judi Dench. Hench.

8/10

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